my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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