I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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