he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
