she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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