Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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