I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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