So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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