You work out of a Hotel?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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