I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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