Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think I won the penis lottery.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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