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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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