4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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