Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
