If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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