Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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