i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
