Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm too high and old for this...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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