absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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