I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
