So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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