He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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