he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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