He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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