...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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