is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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