Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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