Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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