I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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