Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
