I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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