I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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