Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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