Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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