ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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