No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think your dad took our porno
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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