i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
