We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i came on her dog
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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