So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
