just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Come on in and take your pants off
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