where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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