When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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