He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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