My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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