just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
