Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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