I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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