I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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