i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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