Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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