my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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