Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
