this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I believe in your delicious
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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