3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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