Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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